We come to your house, find everything worth real money, photograph it, price it, and put it all up for sale for you.

All of Pinellas County, from Tarpon Springs down to St. Petersburg, plus the towns just over the line: Westchase, Odessa, Trinity and Holiday.

If your town isn't there, apply anyway and we'll tell you.

Someone does, so we can go through the house together on the day of the visit. It doesn't have to be you.

Yes, and it's a lot of what we do. Someone has to be there to walk through it with us, and the listings go on the account of whoever will be answering the messages. That can be you or them.

Sometimes. It depends what you have and how you want to price it. Tell us your date on the call and we'll be straight with you. If it's too tight, we'll say so rather than take your money.

Not the day we visit. Writing and pricing thirty listings properly takes us a few days. We book the listing call as soon as they're ready, usually within a week of coming to your house.

The visit is an afternoon. The listing call is usually a couple of hours, and we can do it ourselves with access to your account while you do other stuff in your house. After that it's replying to messages, which takes about as long as texting a friend, and a 30-minute call once a month.

Yours. We send you a two minute setup checklist before we come. If anything's missing, we sort it on the listing call.

Directly by the buyer, in cash or however you agree. Every dollar goes to you. We never touch your money.

You do, and we show you exactly how. Most of it is three messages and someone turning up at your door. You get the part of our course that covers talking to buyers: what to say to someone who lowballs you, someone who wants to haggle at the door, and someone who says they're coming and doesn't.

You choose where you hand things over. Most people do it on the driveway or at the garage and nobody comes inside. For small things you can meet in a parking lot. We show you how to set it up so it's quick, and how to screen someone before you agree to a time.

Text us and we'll tell you what to change. It's almost always the price, the first photo, or the title. And we review your unsold listings together on a call every month for three months.

We can price for speed instead of for value. Once we've seen everything and done the research, we'll show you both numbers on each item: what it's likely to fetch at a normal price, and what it's likely to fetch if you want it gone in a couple of weeks. You choose. We can't promise a date, because a buyer still has to turn up. But lower prices move things faster, and if that's what you want, that's how we'll price it.

No. Nothing leaves your house until a buyer collects it.

Nothing is ever in our possession, so there's nothing for us to damage or lose.